I swear every Adele song makes you miss your ex, even if you don’t have one

99.9% of my sentences start with oh my god yeah no basically wait so yeah like you know oh um what well but

Taking off your makeup and watching yourself go from a 10 to a........ .. ..... oh wait...... still a 10

I don't have a "squad." but I do know like 4 or 5 people who probably don't want me to die.

"we were almost together" is so common to say now. there are like 10 levels of dating before you even date. it's so confusing, I need a nap.

"I thought he was different" is one of the most painful sentences for a girl to say

Dating me is like dating a sour patch kid

I swear every Adele song makes you miss your ex, even if you don’t have one

People who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto

Hey sorry for not replying i didnt want to

Sometimes I'll delete a tweet because I'm not the same person I was 2 minutes ago

No stress November would be nice

I love hearing people talk about their passions. Their face lights up. Their tone of voice changes. Their excitement. It makes me so happy

that moment when you see something that lowkey kills you inside but you have to act cool about it 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

Stress level: Drake and Josh at the sushi conveyer belt.

do you ever try to say something funny or make a joke and nobody laughs and you feel like not talking for the next 2974275904 years

hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i’d like surgery to remove my hand

i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore

the struggle of still caring about your grades but lacking the motivation to do any type of work

need more money & more clothes