been getting Real invested in those vibrantly colored tv clips on tik tok. like, why is lucy liu feuding with this blonde woman and sleeping with her son? not sure yet but pt 2 pt 3 and pt 4 will definitely enlighten me

when I say I got that dawg in me this is what I mean

pilot told us he was gonna do some fun tricks!

dropped my phone in nacho cheese and spilled a third of my beer in rapid succession. if there’s a loser of this baseball game, it is me

feeling a little peepaw with it while i bend over backwards for this puzzle

bitches be baffling

sometimes they pay me to nip out and stare at rows of empty chairs

ahhhh the famous pen rip and piss, a classy move!

heyyyy baby let’s phone bone🤤phone phuck🫦put your e-penis in my computer cooter🫵

learned i was from the south via an instagram story repost today. education is the gift that keeps on giving!

either these vape flavors are getting crazy or someone’s shit smells surprisingly appetizing

personally if i saw mommy kissing santa clause i wouldn’t utter a peep. good for her.

ohhhh like the ilverymorny houses!

performing diligently as a foot-soldier in the war against ai (crushing bots in cell phone yahtzee)

when you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a sickle

we are the daughters of the subways you couldn’t surf