Five years, still missing Proms in the Park.

Some weather due today apparently.

Beetlejuice 2 pretty dull for the first half-hour frankly, but it does liven up with Richard Harris' baking song near the end.

Is it just a coincidence that Paddington visited Scotland recently? #psychopomp

This looks tempting: youtube.com/watch?v=sjY9gu… That voice! Those mannerisms! He's still got it. #tombaker #fourthdoctor

Don't underestimate the ability of unhappy people to make others unhappy.

Two-and-a-bit (the bit being a bit and not a half) bars now. #Glastonbury

Anyway, can hardly claim it's "fairer" unless Seetickets show us their algorithm. #glastonbury

How many of those tractors in central London were using red diesel? I think we should be told.

Your reminder that columnists, and nowadays, blue ticks, are almost always shit-stirrers *cough*Giles Coren*cough*.

Yippee ki yay, ya filthy animals!

Not many ships on the Clyde anymore to sound their whistle at New Year, but hoping Paddle Steamer Waverley will be joining in.

Happy New Year then, but let it not be too interesting.

Count Orlok, Nihilanth (Half-Life): separated at birth.

Great night at Lanternhouse with "STIPE" - REM tribute band. Go see if they're in your neck of the woods.

Some content: location guide (a work in progress) for the BBC TV series The View From Daniel Pike commandlinegamer.org/danielpike.html

I'm symbolically boycotting Toby Carvery. As vegetarian I wouldn't eat there anyway.

A glorious Harold Shand Day to all who partake.

Not impressed PEUGEOT UK . Booked a service (timing belt) with Arnold Clark through your website. Show up today, staff don't have my booking. Wasted 90 mins getting there and back, not to mention the diesel used.

Glen Michael, RIP.