omg take me down like the ships

Nothing worse than having a sick kiddo on the weekend

The #Gr8Chase is complete! Congrats, Alex Ovechkin 👏

One can only wish. Just give me a gun to hunt, a rod to fish, and a lover to spend time with

One of my all-time favorite players

I need to vent

How many times can a person feel a broken heart????

.@commanders got the boys here to #RaiseHail #ALLCAPS

This speech will change your life

dont be a dick… return your shopping cart🖤

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Pranking The Google maps car! 😂

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Rate this salad 1-10 🥗

Great White People Sayings: - Get a load of this guy - Hold your horses - Your barking up the wrong tree - Whatever floats your boat - Kick rocks - We needed this rain - What an absolute unit - Look who decided to show up - This guy thinks he’s something, huh? - Not to be that

Me trying to unstick my balls mid-walk on a hot summer’s day ☀️

Never been so true Washington really has the most loyal fans #RaiseHail

If they trimmed that bush it would look bigger.