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Ken Hicks

@comickenhicks

Father/husband by day & Comedian by night. My tweets range from philosophical quotes, to funny outlooks on life, to totally warped thoughts. You were warned.

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If isolation and tik tok has taught me anything it's that I need to spend more time on playing video games. My wife hasn't walked in naked on me yet. Not once!

If isolation and tik tok has taught me anything it's that I need to spend more time on playing video games. 
My wife hasn't walked in naked on me yet. Not once!
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I wish Tinder profiles were just listing your driving tendencies. Sure we want someone "a bit fast at times but respects others." You "inebriated, distracted texter, who has endangered 1000s" people would smarten the @#$*! Up.

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Legal or not Anyone caught in a McDonald's drive thru behind a van full of high University students know marijuana is not a victimless crime.

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Bravo to Patrick Maroon and the Tampa Bay Lightning! Loved that man in Edmonton and now 2 Stanley Cup Rings. Good to see Good Guys Succeeding.

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Every year we wait for exciting news about the Oilers and end up hearing how incredible of an off-season Calgary had. Not so optimistic that the crap show that is 2020 is going to be any different. Please prove me wrong Holland.

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Lots of people telling others to stay away from church and pray from home. Not sure how beneficial that will be? I've been doing it since March and I think I'm on hold.

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The Timmie's hockey stick commercial is so realistic. The only ones talking about Matthew's are the ones wearing Toronto jerseys.

The Timmie's hockey stick commercial is so realistic.
The only ones talking about Matthew's are the ones wearing Toronto jerseys.
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So, Leaf fans that were at me when the Oilers lost out; should the Leafs trade Matthew's and Marner since they are wasting the best years of their career? Asking because when you said it, it didn't make sense either.

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Not sure what my wife is going to do once things start opening up and we don't have Social Distance any longer. She has gotten extremely good at it. I haven't seen her since Christmas.

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Emerging from the basement to find comedy has returned to The Comic Strip. Get out of the heat for great food, drinks, & laughs! The Comic Strip Headliner Lars Callieou Feature Dr. Alex Fortin & me emceeing.

Emerging from the basement to find comedy has returned to The Comic Strip. Get out of the heat for great food, drinks, &amp; laughs! <a href="/ComicStripWEM/">The Comic Strip</a>
Headliner <a href="/ExtraLars/">Lars Callieou</a>
Feature <a href="/AFcomedian/">Dr. Alex Fortin</a>
&amp; me emceeing.
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I have "friends" that I don't see but I know all their thoughts, views, and relationship drama. Social Media or pandemic life?

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Kudos to Chris Rock for not turning that into a Donnybrook. Can you imagine watching all the nominated movies and finding out Mighty Ducks: Game Changers wins best Picture!!????

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As a non-violent person I try to be compassionate toward people, not knowing what they are going through. Although as comedian & what I went through during the pandemic, I fear that someone rushing the stage will not be greeted with a hug!

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I'm okay hearing that Jesus turned water into wine but now have so many questions. Sauvignon Blanc? A Pinot Noir? Maybe a Chardonay? Did it taste woody? Was 33 a good year?