bud light is good for douching

tucker needs a new word salad

May 2 open-mic henrycruz.eventbrite.com

Hey, my International open-mic returns (free) #openmic #comedy

discord got me pregnant

looking forward to drunk ai

"i like people who sleep with daddy"... is how i convince my cat to sleep with me

'best mind-body exercise is to pee while washing dishing and pondering social constraints

guns are naughty by nature

hunter is mostly about a dick pic

I went to Connecticut...

RFK JR is just a crack-pipe dream

if you're kind to mother nature, she won't give you a blowjob #ClimateEmergency

a little cocaine is called harm reduction #CocaineFoundInWhiteHouse

my left pinky is a think tank

that other place we shall not mention with my name name from here it rhymes with breads threads.net/t/Cu1ujDJr_BX/…

my x moved to paris

I stood up

doing crowd work #standupcomedy #jokes

twitter is the (e)x you avoid #XTwitter