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🎉👍🏻🤣Nick Cody! What a treat! Top night thus far! instagram.com/p/Bo8vFwqATdX/…

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Australia has produced more globally famous paedophiles than globally famous comedians

BBC reports extra £1bn for NHS capital spending this yr. There’s a catch: The £1bn is cash hospitals and other NHS trusts already have but have been forbidden to spend. They earned it last yr in incentive payments for cutting their costs [thread, 1/8ish]

Every time you're in an elevator, stare at a stranger and keep yelling - THIS IS NEXT LEVEL!

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🚨New way to get booked at Comedy lounge! Turn up b4 show and my assistant Kevin will watch your phone videos of you performing & tell you whether you are on or not!

Fair play to the Mail, which has taken Prince Andrew's claims that he didn't "party" and "can't sweat" and found pictures which show him sweating at parties dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7…

Amazing guy...

Train Guy... Colins Bracelet #TrainGuy

Shame on you.

Thanks for all the messages and comments over the last couple of days. Parody Scott is definitely finished, but watch this space.. having a think about what might come next

It’s crazy how all the working class people in a seat cease to exist as soon as it’s won by The Australian Greens