please let it be the real Black Friday. I can’t take another 4 weeks of fake Black Fridays.

Events today near Parliament are scary & serious, but it's v funny that Ottawa is so small, reporters can tweet like "police have pushed to ~150m to the right of Parliament, having started near that nice statue about the feminist court case that you pass on the way to the Market"

Every"vegetarian recipe ideas" list: -19 pastas baked w cheese -cauliflower tacos -chili -hummus -hmm ok could we put quinoa under the chili or hummus -white person makes curry -veggie burgs BUT w WALNUTS and NO STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY -onepot Utter Sadness Organics™ lentils & rice

I like how when we call like crows or whatever intelligent we mean they can solve goldberg machines and remember the faces of their enemies, but when we call dogs intelligent we mean "she knows if she makes this one expression it's so cute that I just have to give her my cheese"