If Sam Tallent isn’t world famous by the end of the year, the world is truly doomed.

Organizing a comedy show for Crocker Art Museum was a great experience. Almost as good as hosting the finished project. Thanks to all the performers and to the staff, and I guess the attendees.

How Stella Got Her Groot Back is the Marvel crossover we all deserve

Miss Rachel & Songs for Littles is WILD today

Got a bunch of cool shows lined up in the next couple days 5/5 at VFW Post 67, 6pm, $10 5/7 at Gnarly Deli, 7pm, $5 advance/$10 door

Join me Saturday for Revenge of the Sixth

I need your help, Twitter. I am very tired and hungry. Microwaveable pizza? Microwaveable pizza but air fried? Chips with salsa con queso? Just a slice or two of cheese straight up? Order a pizza from garbage ass Dominos? Go to sleep?

We should all stop paying taxes until our government stops gun violence and mass shootings.

So when y’all read that the Nazis burned books….what books y’all thought they was burning?

I blame foot fetishes on potato chips. Someone out there was just absent mindedly slamming down some sour cream n onion, then was like, Frito-Lay. Frito. Lay. Free toe. Lay. I’mma try to fuck some toes.

Got into a dust-up cleaning the house. But those are the sweepstakes. You will not find a worse joke on the internet today. Browse confidently.

The dark secret of Motivation Monday is that it is followed by Totally Drained Tuesday then you still have three more days after that shit

The reason no one respects CarrotTop is because he gives himself all the props he needs

I’ve figured it out! Republicans think we all have a lisp (somehow even in writing) and think we keep demanding ”universal hell/scare”

Ahem. Tomorrow is my second Father’s Day. I do stand up comedy, mainly focused on wordplay. I was not last year, nor am I this year, booked for a Father’s Day show, likely called Dad Jokes. Book me now for 2024 because y’all are fuckin up.

Lotta subtweeting lately

Jesus was such a hippie, I’m surprised he didn’t tie-dye for our sins

Hella shows. Including two new ones for me (via Barley & Me Pod-uctions) at the Comedy Spot and Moksa Brewing.

A reminder to the hosts of the world: it’s your show, but it’s not YOUR show.

Me, helping; *makes things worse*