Comedienne Ben Rice (@comedianbenrice) 's Twitter Profile
Comedienne Ben Rice

@comedianbenrice

He/Him / I am a stand-up comedian based out of Sacramento, CA. I host a beer podcast @barleyandmepod & a basketball one @plzdunkpod

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Organizing a comedy show for Crocker Art Museum was a great experience. Almost as good as hosting the finished project. Thanks to all the performers and to the staff, and I guess the attendees.

Organizing a comedy show for <a href="/CrockerArt/">Crocker Art Museum</a> was a great experience. Almost as good as hosting the finished project.
Thanks to all the performers and to the staff, and I guess the attendees.
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I need your help, Twitter. I am very tired and hungry. Microwaveable pizza? Microwaveable pizza but air fried? Chips with salsa con queso? Just a slice or two of cheese straight up? Order a pizza from garbage ass Dominos? Go to sleep?

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I blame foot fetishes on potato chips. Someone out there was just absent mindedly slamming down some sour cream n onion, then was like, Frito-Lay. Frito. Lay. Free toe. Lay. I’mma try to fuck some toes.

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Got into a dust-up cleaning the house. But those are the sweepstakes. You will not find a worse joke on the internet today. Browse confidently.

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The dark secret of Motivation Monday is that it is followed by Totally Drained Tuesday then you still have three more days after that shit

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I’ve figured it out! Republicans think we all have a lisp (somehow even in writing) and think we keep demanding ”universal hell/scare”

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Ahem. Tomorrow is my second Father’s Day. I do stand up comedy, mainly focused on wordplay. I was not last year, nor am I this year, booked for a Father’s Day show, likely called Dad Jokes. Book me now for 2024 because y’all are fuckin up.