Of course I’ve special K, crackers and salad but at night after a few pints nothing quenches like a take away pizza! #ForgiveMe

I just want a #Goth girlfriend.

I’m confused when did Abercrombie ditch the finch & go down the ketamine route?

Honestly brought a tooth polisher off Temu & it cost next to nothing& my teeth have never been better?!

I guess more people need to watch #ISwear

Just want to thank #Download for saving me money this year.

You know what would be awesome. If at least one of these two came out and said: "We've looked in Tourettes and John Davidson and his life story and all is forgiven. He clearly meant no harm." But they won't and that says more about their character than John's.

Quite enjoyed #coldstoragemovie dumb fun!

Anyone know where I can find a cuddle?

What game is this for you?🚀

Finished #Spiderman2 brilliant, gameplay, direction, music etc a must play can’t wait fr #WolverinePS5

Fucking with my own algorithm

Honestly I don’t know what I’ve done but it’s just tits & gigs

I’ve talked a lot about faces tonight & how you either do or don’t really see a face, so tomorrow I want you to really look at someone know & really see them. if you see someone you like I want you try & recall their face later & bet you can’t #Humanpsychology

I see Shaun Ryder is peddling his book on here but turned off the comments… will it be as shit as the last time I saw you live? Frankly embarrassing not falling for that again.

Can’t bloody sleep so I’m just watching #GhostVideos & chatting shit on here.

I know it’s probably just life but why does everything I love get discontinued? #Beanfeast #VeggieJerky #TescoBbqFillets

To be fair I loved Kallen but sometimes I do think they’re milking it.

Maybe I’ll spend my next day off as a thirst trap.

Honestly if I could meet 4% of the females on my timeline tonight I might b cured of my depression.