I’d punch myself in the face a million times over

I’d take a punch from MLB draft hopeful James Taussig but the Houston native is reportedly “too kind”. MLB teams need this guy in their clubhouse. #Tausskind #Taussgentleman #Taussfriend #Tausspunch

My incoming intern just viewed my profile on LinkedIn and didn’t connect with me. Get ready to learn my coffee order buddy #Corporate

Learn ball

Best NBA owners (unbiased): - Micky Arison - Steve Balmer - Dan Gilbert - Josh Harris - Joe Lacob - Marc Lasry - Jerry Reinsdorf - Tony Ressler - Matt Ishbia

I’m actually addicted to Beli. What an app

Where tf did this Houston storm come from

Going to my 1st solid core class will keep yall posted

OU should hire Zohran Mamdani as AD. He would do amazing work in Norman

Texas tech dropping major bags on recruits yet still employing Joey McGuire is certainly a choice

I’m gonna do a desk pop my first day of work

I hear there is a new Justin Bieber album dropping

Throwback to a legendary Justice Finkley rant in my American Literature class. He was right too #college

You kidding me