fuck vegetables. Oh Im supposed to eat you and hopefully in like 4 months I’ll feel better? Suck my dick Im gonna keep eating wings for every meal. Having diarrhea twice a day is meditative, gives me time to think

I love coming across real life scitzo postings

Keem not coming to Toronto is very deliberate

The guy who can barely form coherent English sentences somehow can speak fluent Spanish. Huh

insane find at Hallmark today

I am my own worst enemy. (not allowing myself to get a pink drink from Wendys)

Who am I to deny desire on a day of love

I love auctions but I hate that any dumb ass can just increase prices because they dont understand how to work the game

This is what science is all about

Is it to late to do the shrimp farming thing or is everything just a wash?

I need to do some bullshit essay but i think ima go to da movies instead

Da movies never saw it coming

The forth wall break in Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie was so fantastic

Free me

Not a lot of people know this, but the prices in the shop are in Canadian Dollars.

😃

It's okay to embarrass yourself in pursuit of human connection btw

"Whats a lil grey alien going to do? Ill just pin him down"

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Its upsetting how effective equal amounts of water inbetween alcohol is at keeping you sober. I dont want a solution, I want a problem that unfortunately can not be solved