i swallowed so much of my own vomit last night its not even funny

Who wanna talk

I just found out that DJ Mustard’s real name is Dijon and I don’t have the words to express how much joy that has given me this cold, dreary Chicago morning.

You guys all just missed a chapter of my life

who want greens

dr strange has no bitches in every universe

A BAT FLEW IN IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SMOKE SESH PLEASE SEND HELP

Guess who’s homeless

girls be dry af replying “hmmm” or “mhmm” bitch i ain’t know i was texting kid cudi

Hai

Mobbin’

Cars make good mattresses

clean off fent

sorry for going mia twitter if it makes u feel better i went mia irl too

failing school gonna become a minecraft youtuber

i dont want to be here

fuck centipedes all my homies fucking hate centipedes

next year people born in 2010 will be allowed to use twitter. think about that.

liu. kysogoi

ion get over things, i get past them and accept things as they are