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50% to team/investors and completely ambiguous buyback percentages still fairly disappointing

hard to be optimistic on $LIT still have to worry about revenue stickiness and token + equity dynamics, team doesn't seem to know the dark art to pump a coin, think ppl are gonna learn this the hard way

Not a good look from a team that wants to do discretionary buybacks

Why is everyone regurgitating this same disingenuous take? Obviously, a fresh Perp dex needs some liquidity bootstrapping, but to ignore the fact that the team obfuscated doing handshake deals with % of the airdrop partitioned for the community instead of allocating it from

Hey you should buy our token, we’re going to do buybacks and insane partnerships, we promise, you should just buy it now though

If JPow has a million fans, then I am one of them. If JPow has ten fans, then I am one of them. If JPow has only one fan then that is me. If JPow has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against JPow, then I am against the world.

Forcing their users to pay in two weeks to get their fees back down to the same exact levels they were days before or accept the drawdown in your algo's performance

all it took was one green copper candle and everything went to shit

metals top but crypto just goes down more

If you could invest in Meta before Mark Zuckerberg could talk, would you?

Didnt retire off those 1 minute candles? you should absolutely quit

Claude, make me a profitable $ETH MM algo, make no mistakes, ULTRATHINK

holy delayed news juicer on $UNI

> Claude, find a suitable sperm donor > Claude, schedule my wife's fertility clinic appointment > Claude, impregnate my wife > Claude, my baby came out black, revert changes