Dad decides to install dog peepholes in his fence. Judging by his daughter's reaction, it was a huge success.

IM CRYING LAUGHING

Storm surge will be a huge factor for Hurricane #Florence Check out what it might look like with @TWCErikaNavarro:

*turn sound on

Thank you, Dr. Ford, for your courage. Your testimony did not change the outcome — these GOP Senators were not interested in the truth — but it did change the country. You have inspired millions of Americans, women and men. We will not forget your bravery. Or their cowardice.

The human body has a lot of diverse cells, working together, that make up all of the different organs. When there is one cell type, that tries to grow at the expense of all others, we call it cancer. The same concept applies to politics. Keep that in mind when you #Vote

Robbed of the Oscar

Just gonna leave this right here: youtu.be/V6CLumsir34

Your front-row seat to my Mars landing is here. Watch how we did it. #CountdownToMars

Thank you Peacock for this 90th minute stream #fail missing two dramatic late winning goals Brentford FC v Liverpool FC

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

If you rotate the Twitter logo, it's Batman. (Josh Helfferich)

The unthinkable happened before, to my family in WWII. We got thru it. We held each other close. We kept our dignity and held to our ideals.

If you need help explaining to your kids that your president is bad guy and that opposing him is patriotic, I have some experience...

This chair flip is strangely satisfying. Source: bit.ly/2fO8Bn6

Remember these words from Tsar Nicholas II's diary: "The year 1916 was cursed; 1917 will surely be better!" 😀 Happy New Year!

My son's a little worried that Santa may skip our house because he was sometimes bad this year. I explained that Santa uses an exponentially weighted moving average to compute your goodness score, so more recent datapoints dominate and he's probably fine.

Irish Man Ostracised For Not Drinking Tea WWN Live Show Tickets: buff.ly/2qYTEEM