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“Imagine if Biden…” WE KNOW, Democrats are held to a higher standard than Republicans. Always have been, going all the way back to Howard Dean’s “BYAAAAH” moment. We can keep pointing it out, but that doesn’t seem to be doing anything, so what’s the plan to actually address it?

I took a job in a medical supply warehouse, they asked me 7 months in if I’d prefer a desk job instead, I said yes, fast forward 6 years and my salary has more than doubled, as has my desire to be hit by a bus.

I’m gonna need the City of Cleveland to start cultivating some better popular musicians, if only for the sake of getting better NFL commercial bumper music. I’m watching Bears-Vikings and they’re bumping Lupe Fiasco and The Replacements, and it’s making me real jealous.

Dillon Gabriel will launch a precision strike that would make Drew Brees blush, and then proceed to make back-to-back throws that look like if you tried to teach your grandmother, who had never seen a football game, how to play Madden on All-Madden.

Someone please take the IT franchise away from the Muschiettis.

Imagine if Will Smith had been allowed to write and record a plot summary rap for "Concussion". We may have avoided fascism in America altogether.

1998 ALCS vs the Yankees - Chuck Knoblauch is so busy arguing with an umpire during a live ball that Enrique Wilson is able to score all the way from 1st base. Great memory, even if the series didn't go our way. youtube.com/watch?v=k8WXdH…

Maybe it's just me, but I think if you can successfully gain entry to the United States undetected while escorting a cow, dead or alive, you should just be allowed to stay. You played the game on All-Madden and you won, good for you.

One of the darkest days in this country’s history.

I'm confused. So you're saying that you're going to give money directly to the people, so that it's not going to the insurance companies, and that then the people can use the money to buy better insurance from...the insurance companies? This is the healthcare plan?

Lately? Speed!

Oh, so that shit's about to be, like, REDACTED redacted. nbcnews.com/politics/trump…

Great! When are we doing this in America? bbc.com/news/articles/…

I shoplifted this issue from the Mogadore, Ohio CVS in 2002, and I can say that now because the statute of limitations has finally passed.

"ESPN will also have in-market rights to six clubs and will have the ability to add more if they become available. The six teams are the Cleveland Guardians..." If we’re back to having to buy fucking cable to watch the Guards, I’m going to throw Rob Manfred into the sun.

I’m 6’0, 190lb and I can’t even consistently find large t-shirts that fit lengthwise. Where the fuck are some of these people getting their clothes?