That's what she said? RT @ameliabrantley: So much for hitting the hay early....

A night of good dreams can only mean good things

The pacific is fucking freezing!

Malibu hpstm.tc/p/2bbhx #hipstamatic

Just received a summons for jury duty 6 months after I finished serving

Court in 11 hours...spending this time wisely

If we don't get food poisoning then there is a god

Feast hpstm.tc/p/2bmh1 #hipstamatic

Ridin through this world, all alone

I'm a raccoon...I've had like 4 babies...I'm the smartest raccoon I know

Snooze...snooze...snooze...snooze...snooze...dismiss

The sun looks like the moon...weird

I think it's like a silent letter RT @NotoriousCoco: Where is the "good" in goodbye?

I just remembered I had a dream last night that my car blew up...so I went to vegas

Lulu instagr.am/p/OgHnT/

Follow Martin Wallace because he's my BFF...he's boring bow but he'll get there

Thanks to Matt Kemp for a great season: .324 Avg., 40 steals, 39 homers & 126 RBI #KEMvP #KEMvP

'Matt Kemp becomes the 1st Dodger in franchise history to lead the league in homers, RBI & runs scored #KEMvP

I don't believe in coincidence

Transformers already on dvr...guess summer really is over