SOMETHING BLUE YES MAMAAAAAAAA

when i drink i just get real talkative and start feeling even more sexier i’m glad i don’t get angry n try to beat ppl up

being a woman is the best thing on earth next to mexican food & weed

trans person: im trans society: ok ur gay friend u try to ignore: i miss jane don’t

my life is kinda funny cause friends my age are like omg i just opened my own restaurant omg i bought a house omg i’m getting married omg i’m having a baby and i’m like omg i went to this concert and i got a setlist

I’m not anti myki winning! but im def pro darlene winning

I've never wanted anything more in my whole life

MOTHERRRRRR

Life is so beautiful when you’re genuinely rooting for all the queens because love is limitless and they’re also talented, pure of heart, and queer

Whole album has no skips

how it feels to collect vinyl and also dolls

Crazy how having rough sex with someone who loves you and sharing a cigarette with them before falling asleep in their arms without taking off your makeup will make you look more young and beautiful than this

The DMV was one of the very few places to popularize New Balances as “cool” sneakers whereas other cities treated them like dad shoes. Which is because DMV fashion centers around being fly in anything. Other cities center moreso around brand names and flash

Unrelated but I’m taking this opportunity. Your organization has ruined sports discourse for the last 8+ years, infected the minds of men aged 15-28 for years and is owned by an incredibly racist womanizing dipshit. I hate all you failed frat kids deeply.

multiple times & on multiple occasions.

Once you start using random hashtags in sentences you #cantstop

So Disney can force marriage in every movie down the kids’ throats but not educate them on their menstrual cycles??????????

oh he’s running out of ideas and running off nostalgia sigh

hate when I like a tweet and see it’s from a barstool acct #unliked #givememylikeback

#needthat #workingonit 🫣🤫🙂‍↕️