I feel like a fire hydrant at a dog show!

"I've often thought of becoming a golf club!" Unknown caddy at Bushwood Country Club.

@T1029B Thanks for following me, cupcake!

I have just been diagnosed as having a horrific allergy to Swedish Fish!

Female jogger caught on camera pooping in New Mexico man's yard -... fb.me/1N8JZfTqw

New research finds more sex equals higher wages 5.wews.com/nW2Cb

Look at how this clown Carmen Angelo prepares to do the news....

With @DunkinDonuts Cleveland Cavaliers Moondog carmen tedesco waiting to rock the Q on ending hunger!!! МиЛаЯ BaBy !

Eight St. Edward Football players named to Top 100 in NEO--the most of any school represented! #edsup s.cleveland.com/4WzBHHJ

Big game vs. St. Joes today at 1!! GREEN OUT! Gonna be a good game, come out and support your team at Lakewood stadium!

Everybody talking about the dude from Howard Stern...I want to know who the brunette in the tan dress was?!? Priorities people! #Dime

21 yo Canadian with 114 charges dubbed world's sexiest criminal. wtam.com/onair/mike-tri… Andre Knott @sethwtam1100 Yeaa

Gr8 to see Bobby Orr!!!

2nites game near sellout. Catch our webcast tonight at 6:50 pm from the JAR in Akron sehs.site-ym.com/?sehs_football… help spread the word