Seriously though...

When I said I follow you at FWA I meant I’ve been stalking you for hours trying to sleep with you. 👁️ 👁️

POV: I beg my friends to hop on Fortnite

Woof woof woof woof bark woof wruff grrrrr woof. Do you agree?

When they ask for a paw job this is wha they mean:

🎉 HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE 🎉 I'll be STREAMING REGULARLY every WEDNESDAY at 3:00 PM PST! 🎥🐾 💖 Come swing by, hang out, and show some love! 💸 All donations go towards getting me to #Anthrocon this year! 👀Wanna see me there?👀Then stop by and support!💕 twitch.tv/colewuff

You wanna be a good boy? Then go put away those water cups sitting by your bed for alpha.

To those in my dms sending me gifs of strobe lights or flashing colors. I have epilepsy and it’s not “funny” to send that type of shit in my dms regardless if you hate furries or think it’s a joke. 🖕

‼️ ALL MY FRIENDS ‼️ Roast me in the comments. Funniest roast will win a prize. 🔥

Do I have any friends who wanna teach me how to drive again? lmfaoo I haven't driven in 7 years and need help getting back into it...

May I sniff you this #FursuitFriday :0 📷 🌻Rictar🌻🔜 FE 🪡 [email protected] (🟦☁️) 📍 Anchorage, Alaska

Two weeks until our first event! Get your tickets at furtive.events

Seattle furs: “omggg it rains so much” Me: *dying of 90 degree heat that has lasted 5 days with no fucking rain* 😭

I make children cry at shopping malls🙂