What if it wasn't Pence? What if Melania wrote the anonymous Lodestar NYT Op-Ed... which, of course, means Michelle Obama wrote it. Some serious deep state, right?

45 divided by 25 is what exactly?

It's like we are stuck in a loop in the 2nd Act and I keep waiting for the 3rd Act from A Face in the Crowd to commence.

It makes me long for the day when U2 inexplicably showed up in my iTunes Library.

The wife.

ve·lo·di·dact /ˈveləˈdīdakt/ noun a self-taught cyclist.

So you wanna make it big in journalism? theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…

Hello Steve: I noticed you mentioned Robin Richardson in a tweet. I met him in Black Rock, 1997. I am working on an SSC-related project, but the email address I have for him is old. Do you two stay in contact? Thx. @wilmslowmail

Joe Biden to star in the remake of Save The Tiger.

#MySexTapeWouldBe shots of me pulling out... my collection of elpees by the Fall.

Pigs fly in Alabama.

Bummed because there is no nitro-fueled drag racing on television over the holidays? Fret not as @lewisbloomNHRA calls the action here on Heritage Top Fuel race coverage from the 2019 Bakersfield March Meet. youtu.be/e4TpceEvyD4

Any lyricist/musician who has the hockey pucks to write -- with a straight face -- a rock micro-opera called "By-Tor and the Snow Dog" deserves to be remembered for more than just his rad skin-pounding. r.i.p. Neil Peart.

It was an honor to know and be blessed with the opportunity to meet Marco Rubio

Now America has secret police? Deployed against the wishes of local government! No names, no badges, look like military! One of the worst offenses against our democracy in American history. Please, America, turn this back.

This is just like an episode of that vérité television show, "The West Wing" -- but only if it had been written by the creators of "Reno 911!"

The Big A is Eternal.

HBD Noël Coward

Essential Valentine's Day reading. journaloftheplagueyear.ink/blog/ice-stati…

1st in a series of look-backs at California's Braindead Sound Machine (1990-1993). "I'm in Jail" -- existential pop music with Funny Car fires as metaphor. youtu.be/4kOueo_n4KQ