A little whiskey is good for your blood pressure. Thank me later

Estevao balling on the right. Caicedo holding the midfield down. Neto and Cucurella playing well on the left.

Would be nice to banter Man U today

Man U is so sad to watch. I don’t even know how their fans do it

Amaarae, I really love your album!

I am tired

Real

I need you people to think a little bit before tweeting the first thought that enters your head

what a month…

I’m ready!

We are delighted to celebrate one of our own, Dr. Chukwuemeka Obuekwe, the Best Graduating Student of IFUMSA’s 43rd graduating set, who has been awarded the prestigious AfOx Scholarship for his Master’s program at the University of Oxford. We extend out congratulations🎉

Bought a pack of bath soap, paid at the check out, lost it while switching bags, didn’t realize so made no effort to check. Now I’m home and there’s no soap, and no money🫩

Tiwa savage was truly made for RnB. She’s miles ahead and on a level of her own

SARZ !!!🙌🏾🙌🏾

Either this tweet+gif was intended as a shade to VJ or worded so poorly. End of story

There is no reason for the sun to be this hot

“So who will you be supporting in 2027” Chimamanda:

Oh Temi I’m afraid you will always be the wedding blueprint

Lest we forget, If I Don't Give You Constant Electricity in The Next 4 Years, Don't Vote For Me For Second Term The impact is too glaring for Nigerians to forget the promise of Mr. President while campaigning on 22nd December 2022 that: "If I Don't Give You Constant Electricity

Who wants to buy monochroma tickets?