The heterosexual men saying they’d do this

No one???

DCA I am so sorry they desecrated your space like this

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO RESPECT OUR CULTURE

The insinuation that you can’t be French and Jewish

That sucks

Metro car I’m on genuinely smells like it’s on fire

There aren’t last names on there so I’ll just assume every post to “Megan” is about me

Can’t pay attention to the relationship on Heated Rivalry bc I’m too distracted by Shane Hollander’s teammate being a terrible father

I know this is so mean but how did she pull so many men looking like Jeffrey Star

Her children have no personality and have the most grating vocal fry but for some reason were frequently subjected to them

Also everyone has fine lines and pores like you also won’t look great that close up with no filter and the sharpness turned up

I’m 26 and Princess Bride is maybe my favorite film of all time

So is this just gonna be children like in the books or can I be chosen as tribute in my mid twenties

He’s a talented guy but god 90% of his sketches were so unfunny and basically just a regurgitation of whatever he saw in pop culture that week

Also so funny cause like is that not her *first* name

He’s got a lot of allegations for Justin! Look up “Russell Brand” allegations to find out more!

unfortunately for me 2025 was just this pretty much the entire time

0% ABV

Every sandwich in DC is $18 now