i love this so much

the grass is greener on what ever side I'm standing on mothafucka

most people have 32 teeth and some only have 10, it's simple meth

imagine thinking you can tell someone what they are allowed to think or tweet on this cesspool app, fuck outta here with your BS

I can go from 0 to fuckyouu in 10 seconds flat. I'm trying to work on that tho.

*me to myself: is she bothering you?

people telling people how they can feel, who they should support, what they can say or not say, calling each other vile names is so very contradictory to what y'all claim ya'll stand for. Yes, this is for both sides. I said what I said

if i laugh during an argument, just know the psycho part of my brain has been activated...run

When you can make someone mad even though they have you blocked - winning!

Who did it better?

If you know...You're my kind

When you just wanted to buy one more candle and he says "nah you have enough candles already"

imagine you show your nasty twat on TwitX but you're offended by my liking a fictional couple you don't. Go febreze those fish flaps lady, they look rancid

Live, laugh, and take no shit

nope needs to be Liam or better yet her big brother comes looking for her. Im so sick of no Thomas

i am not demure, i will fuck shit up

i'd be offended if i were you

*him: "you kill me" 😂 *me: "not yet" *him 👀

"i'd fix him" i wouldn't...i'd put him in a small cardboard box n' shake it very hard