everyone: it’s because of the moon me: no there’s definitely something distinctly wrong with just me and it’s absolutely my fault

Nah I’m done with trying to be a social sober person this bitch brought a ukulele to the kava bar

Time to move a “hipster” swooped on the garbage I wanted. Have fun with your planter I hope spider eggs hatch you fink!!

Melissa's new EP with Jane Pain on the mic is once again highly recommended pick 🖤💜 (melissanyc.bandcamp.com) Still hope I can get a conversation with Jane to talk about it in the magazine... 🙏 #melissa #janepain

Getting into toupee tiktok

Pls donate and share to my friends top surgery after he was denied by insurance #Pride2023 gofund.me/2e822331

I miss not listening to my body

Reactivated tinder and was faced with the last person to punish me to death at a show within 5 minutes

How can I meet other hot gay people without leaving my house or talking to anyone or being on a dating app

Can someone pitch a Jane Pain dating reality matchmaker show for bravo

Heat rash is embarrassing why does my armpit do this to me

I’m mad I can’t eat custard fruit all the time and more mad there are tons of fruits I’ve never tried once

My cat loves arca fr

If you could go back in time and have sex at any concert what would it be

Extra enraged bc the dude that almost hit me with his car was wearing a chain of strength tee shirt

Hitting on someone and then asking for $5 is a wild style

Me and Jane Pain n sync once again

Got booked to model (wtf) and Lust For Youth is playing and putting me at ease lol