“Sorry David, it’s not you it’s me”: Clegg statement in full http://bit.ly/9AeP2U

Ouch. Make way for the Mad Hatter's Tea Party.

If Clegg goes with Labour his credibility is shot to pieces. Period. Tories should've offered referendum from the start.

#StolenElection

Commons was crowded + I couldn't find a place to sit. So sat on bottom step between Ming Campbell + Chief Whip. http://twitpic.com/1oz1q0

There's a thin line between a Mohican and a mullet #britainsgottalent

Blogpost: Crazies attack soldiers, get shot, complain of brutality http://tinyurl.com/38s3d2v

RT Adrian Harris Great to see Lady T in Number 10 with the PM earlier. This is my favourite photo from their meeting http://flic.kr/p/88LfEa

Why are all the shops closing down Lion Walk? #colchester

Colchester Food and Drink Festival today. Good luck to them, but I won't be going. Very disappointed last year. Still, crowds are pouring in

Just walked past the Food and Drink Festival - full of drunk chavs. They should rename it Burger and Beer Festival. #colchester

At the Colchester Diverse Cultures Festival. Loving the food and entertainment. Get down here! http://yfrog.com/muqrahj

RT Benny Austwick: The Guardian is like The Sun for educated people. It hates whoever it's popular to hate at that moment in time.

Eric Pickles and the memories of conference past http://bit.ly/nnq3D I was most intrigued by the mac.

Was disappointed by the Food and Drink Festival this year. I mean - microwaved paella? And what was with the stall selling football shirts?

In 8 yrs of living in Colchester, I've never had a knock on the door from a Conservative canvasser. The Greens - bless them - always turn up

Any Conservative Twitterers out there worth following?

The Colchester Military Festival was brilliant last weekend (though my wife disagrees!). So well done to the organisers.

RT Paul Ford David Cameron has just given us a speech. And then he said '"let's have a beer" http://bit.ly/DavidCameron