Things I hate about modern football #95732 Why the fuck aren't those subs dressed and ready to go? Trackies (used to?) have those zips at the ankle so you don't even need to take your boots off Yes I'm a grumpy old prick, especially as we're losing #afcb #utciad

Who's that coming on for Brentford, he looks like a smooth operator #afcb #utciad

Looks like all that East/West coast beef has been quashed #afcb #utciad

No real consolation but looking at their players on the floor, the watchman celebrating at the end there, tells us they knew they were in a game this afternoon Unlucky, perhaps, but a few individual errors have cost us this afternoon #afcb #utciad

I had a few distractions this afternoon, was watching but infrequently, have to ask.. Did playing Cook, Adams, AND Christie leave us light up top?? Did we lack forward movement and options?? Not a loaded question, just a worry I had from the XI, wondered if valid #afcb #utciad

Worst thing is dwelling on that for a fortnight I hate international breaks, especially when bald foreign managers fail to pick world cup winning captains for their teams #afcb #utciad #grumpybugger

Luckily AFC Bournemouth Women will be kicking crap out of the Spider Ticklers at DC tomorrow so that should be a nice palate cleanser after today #afcb #utciad afcb.co.uk/matches/women/

Maybe we should put our billy big bollocks away Seems every old sausage beats City and Arsenal But it did feel pretty special #afcb #utciad

Pep's obsessed with us Just lost to our pebble loving friends from Sussex, yet talks about us in the post match Have we rattled him?? #afcb #utciad

Trent injured So if he's a midfielder does Lewis get the shout Or if he's a right back does Lewis get the shout #afcb #utciad

Wow I'm pretty sure Bryan Lanza already regrets opening his mouth Whilst I'm worried that Trump agrees with him, he has distanced himself for the moment Either way, having heard working class American voices for years I'm not surprised this was said

While America is feeling particularly emboldened, maybe it should pay attention to it's debt Japan can take Illinois China are owed Virginia Forgetting that we gave you that land in the first place your current debt to Britain is the equivalent of Michigan

Been 6 months since I was made redundant from me previous job and I'm still searching for my next role. I have 9 years PR experience in Music and Gaming, if you know who is hiring, please let me know! RT's would be massively appreciated.

Call me old fashioned but..... Didn't we used to end up with firearms and hands once chest and upper arms were full Most tattooists I knew wouldn't even do face or hands until everywhere else was full Not the worst thing about this picture, but still...

Bloke in pub, apropos of nothing points at Churchill on his five pound note and says "that's what we need" I reply "what, another fat racist American, just like Boris" He loses his shit But where's the lie?

We had similar names That's how I know we were the same Fucking idiot

A big worry I have is how long has this footage been held? Who was holding it? And how long ago did they make Coote aware? The problem with doing stupid stuff, and I've done plenty, is that it could be used to manipulate you

I wouldn't normally link the Telegraph, but a cracking interview and possibly of interest to Jez Myers Maria Romanenko 🇺🇦 Though I'm rarely here now, so might be late to reply telegraph.co.uk/football/2024/…

Elon finally got something right

Wait, what?? This is a thing?? Rob Grant Doug Naylor Danny John-Jules Craig Charles #reddwarf