honestly, we should consider ourselves lucky most people only dream of losing this much money

If you have $0, you get welfare. If you have $50 million, you get a bailout. If you have $2,300 in savings, you qualify to fund the whole system and get lectured to budget better.

🚨 URGENT Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this person’s position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something

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The father of seven has not finished a thought in four years. he is just moving. feeding. driving. wiping. his brain is soup and his back is finished and he has no opinions about civilization he is too tired for opinions. and meanwhile civilization is growing out of him like he

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Some absolutely heinous stuff on the timeline. Too easy to lose faith in humanity right now. Great evil exists. But so does great beauty. Embrace love, truth, and light. Have children. Protect their innocence. Let them remind you of the beauty of life. And a modest proposal:

Protect this legend at all costs. The kids will be alright.

AI agents can write code, send emails, and make phone calls. But they still can't transact. Today we're fixing that. Releasing a new set of tools that give agents native access to the Lightning Network: lnget for automatic L402 payments, MCP for node operations, remote signing

Awwww did someone take your hard work and use it to train a model to mimic your expertise without compensation

Wake up, eight sleep gives me a 72/100 sleep score. Brush teeth with Oral-B iO, only 64% coverage. Step on withings scale, body composition down 0.3% whoop says my recovery is 41% sit on the toilet Vivoo analyzes my urine in real time, 6.2 pH. suboptimal. oura ring says

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Twitter has gotten so bad, I’m watching the news to get the news.

This is insane. Grok has clearly been programmed to defend Israel. Look at the difference below between Grok 'roasting' Musk vs Netanyahu. Even when pushed, it won't break.

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

We spent the last 9 months raiding Home Depot parking lots instead of arresting anyone from the massive network of Iranian terrorist cells?

Folks, we told you this was coming, and today the mask is fully off. A couple weeks back we reported, based on solid sources, that Coinbase was quietly lobbying to kill a real de minimis tax exemption for Bitcoin while pushing one that applied only to stablecoins like USDC. We

The market closes for the weekend in 90 minutes, which means Donald J. Trump is about to say and or do some stupid shit.

NEW - Trump pardons nursing home operator Joseph Schwartz, convicted of a $39 million fraud scheme, just three months into a three-year prison term. Victims haven’t been able to collect from Schwartz.

You can hold bitcoin and risk that maybe, if several gargantuan quantum engineering problems are solved at scale and at fantastic speed, and you hold your coins in a vulnerable address, and bitcoin fails to upgrade, someone might theoretically be able to run a currently