Not even a month into the semester and I'm already stressed

"If you answered yes, please explain why" *Changes answer to no*

That moment when you have so much work to do that you just decided not to do any of it

I could be locked in a room with no tv, phone, or internet access and I'd probably still not do my homework

Your tattoo says �only god can judge me� yet here I am

Can we skip school and fast forward to when i'm rich and spend all my time traveling?

Vodka mixes well with everything except decisions

Do you ever just wanna sleep for like 3 years

Why is the internet on campus always so slow

The weather is awful, can't go to class. The weather is beautiful, can't waste it in class.

"This is not an assignment that can be done the night before it's due." Challenge accepted.

Dear refund check: please hurry up

Can't find a parking spot Drives back home

I think my bank account is crying

Won't walk 5 minutes to class. Walks 2 miles to a house party.

I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do

Now accepting all donations to the charity case that is my life

How is it that classes just started and I already feel like I'm a month behind

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