Ladies and gentlemen, real twitter web client hours

Some tweets I *really* like, and tap screen like this

This Ham is your Ham, this Ham is my Ham, from California to the New York island. From the redwood forest to the Gulf Stream waters, this Ham is here for you and me.

embracing the bit was the best thing i’ve ever done

marking myself as ‘away’ on the teams chat and never returning

ur use of the 24hr clock shows me ur not retarded

gotta be honest, i wish i was rich and unemployed

just cracked open a beer, it’s time

everyone’s a superhero, everyone’s a captain kirk

the police state surveillance and control apparatus

niggas really be out here quoting the book of leviticus

<— headstone heathen

to all those monitoring the situation, i salute u 🫡

people hatin, we call those fans

mel gibson fan 83 keeps me up to date on all the latest pit bull maulings

who the fuck is this guy?

i wonder which demon they are going to summon during the satanic ritual known as the super bowl halftime show

ur telling me money doesn’t grow on trees?