Don’t mind me, I’m just napping after my dental.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks…?

Happy Holidays, y’all!

You wanna be my friend? Too bad! Ha!

Are you food?

Life is short, roll a little!

Horse: a 1,200 pound animal fueled almost exclusively by grass.

Sometimes, the grass actually is greener on the other side!

Don’t mind me, just working at the cube dispenser *crunch crunch crunch*

Hey, my fellow horses! I don’t mean to flex here, but check out my wealth!

They’re horses but not?! (Cody is spending the weekend at a riding clinic, and he’s shacked up next to 2 mules. He hasn’t stopped staring since they arrived one hour ago.)

I had to carry dad around all weekend, so he got me a massage today. #DerpyPony

Is that a carrot I saw you hide behind your back?

I munch.

Hours of endless entertainment! #Kong

Batten down the hatches, boys! It’s fly season!

Maybe the hay coming out of this hole is better? #GrassConnoiseur

Snack time down at the lake!

I doesn’t care what holiday you celebrate, even if it’s none at all: I just wants you to enjoy this time of year when things seem a little nicer. I also wants you to bring me carrots.

Happiness is warm mush on a cool, damp day.