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Me before I had kids: I am never ever going to lie to my children - they deserve the truth and respect! Yesterday: Tino: Mami, can I have some of your cereal? Me: You wouldn't like it - there's chicken in it. Tino: runs away in disgust Follow me for more parenting hacks!

I’d a chose door number Beth too #ThisIsUs

Made a random Craig David reference the other day around 3 people the same age as me and none of them had heard of him. Sang his couple hits and they never heard of those either. Please just tell me… did I make up Craig David?

My son was suspended from school for biting. Look at this criminal...

Someone on LinkedIn sent me a message to apply for an opening on my team and attached their "resume." Opened it up but it was actually blood test results 🤦‍♀️ That's a first

No spoilers but one of the Dr Strange scenes put this in mind. youtu.be/JSIw0nD5GT0

Is it just me or does Gilberto Santa Rosa sorta sound like jason alexander? Every time I listen to one of his songs I just picture Lionel from Cinderella singing it.

Prime Day is BS 😁