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will someone please bring me french fries and a diet coke

is there a specific word for getting everything you asked for and realizing you don’t want it because that is currently happening to me

$20k to simulate the experience of a roommate with a ketamine problem.

just sold weed to a guy dressed as colonel sanders

how is this mf upside down

put in my two weeks at my job yesterday and everyone thought I was pulling a prank because apparently I’m the funny one

I basically only listened to kelela this week

mag bay new years eve I will be there

Werner Herzog collection on the criterion channel AND they included Heart of Glass?!? I’m seated

old men don’t say creepy and off-putting things challenge (impossible)

[recalling things I have done] ah yeahh haha I did that because I was evil. yeah I was evil at the time lol yeah my bad

Oh my god bruh

In the middle of packing and my room is stressing me outttt

the last week at a job when you know you’re leaving is so fun, I’m not doing a goddamn thing