POS function testing

We got a new miner on the block

Not even bombs can break this chain, hold your cocks tight we will ride this out

I see we now have an entire reddit group dedicated to the r/circlejerk Welcome to all the new members

Which user are you

Wow our VC raise looks to be off to a good start

Devs troubleshooting proof of stroke

We came to decentralize the dick, and fuck the system Growing cockchain to new heights is our top priority

We hold our devs to the highest standard here, and they have been non stop testing proof of stroke mechanism. For transparency this is the first failed test, and hopefully the last

Tugs per second has drastically increased, we have crammed the data from the failed proof of stroke

Here at cockchain our gas fees are low, our egos are rockhard, and we don’t pull out of your liquidity. If your not forking on cockchain your coping

GM from the Cockchain team our uptime is 99.9%, our devs are fully erect, and our morning wood is backed by on-chain metrics. scalability? stiff. decentralization? harder.

Cockchain final boss conquered

GN from Cockchain, the only L1 that keeps rising after dark. while other chains sleep… we remain fully erect 🐓⛓️💤

GM cockchain is wynning

They said we were cockless they laughed at cockchain, but alone we are nothing together, we’re an unstoppable swarm. They can’t stop what’s already throbbing. Cockchain vs the cockless. Choose your side.

War is on the horizon. Markets in chaos. Trust evaporating. And yet… Cockchain remains hard. Unbending. Unfazed. This is what real resilience looks like.

We’re experiencing some technical difficulties. The chain’s throbbing too hard and blew a node. Dev is investigating. Please remain cockposed.

Apologies for the lapse in communication but we are dealing with a bit of a sticky situation. Kamala has taken first action in the form of a cease and desist notification due to our “similar” branding We will not be jacked off, or shrivel in fear, our legal team is ready

Far from flaccid