Tell me you have a labour mayor without telling me you have a labour mayor. Come back Andy Streets.

Apart from the crushing taxes been planned, Labours woke laws will mean all employees will be forced to wear a rainbow lanyard & take the knee each day before starting work.

If you vote tory you will save the working classes from these Labour taxes.

I hear that Keir is introducing a pay as you eat scheme and they will be taxed each time they open there fridge. The fact they have not denied this tells you all you need to know.

This never would have happened in America. Everyone around Farage would have also been drinking milkshakes and could have splashed back at her.

I am conservative from the top of my head to the tip of my 11 toes and I will NEVER campaign for a Party that wants to see a socialist Labour govt in power.

After this election I shall be disappearing from the politics world. My air fryer has been utterly broken by cooking 3 curries a day for the last couple of years. Rishi has a lot to answer for.

One more sleeps until my time as a campain manager comes to an end, I lose my shit, join reform & claim theirs election fraud thats been orchestated by the EMF, WHO, WEF & MFI

Under plans yet to be announced by Labour councils everywhere, there will offer free grass cutting for people with hayefever. Typical Labour - why should tax payers fund the lifestyle choices of the wealthy?

Felt a huge sense of relief when I voted. As I put a smilie in the box next to the name of my Tory MP, I let out what I thought was a massive fart Luckily a golden retriever called Metaphor ate what had dropped out. He also had a tory rosette on. #dogsatpollingstations

Labour releasing all the criminals will realise there mistake when half of them will stand as Reform MPs at the next election.

Exactly. They even have the flag upside down.

This is how it is meant to be. I want greengrocers to be able to lick there fingers when opening bags to put fruit in.

I'd like to thank all of my followers who are growing day by day. They came for my hot bikini photos, but stayed for my hot political takes & cooking advice (800w, 4 mins, stir in the middle). #tescocurry

Imagine deflecting a bullet with your ear and then hearing that farage is on his way. Probably questioning his life choices right now.

It might be a difficult concept to grasp but Sadiq Khan giving free school meals to millionaire's children was completely different to well off pensioners not receiving there winter fuel allowance. Kier Starmer Pensioner Harmer?

I am quite a successful campaign manager & media personality speaking for the mostly silent majority of young working class people who are cow toed into not sharing there true opinion due to woke polices in schools & universities.