If you want to be a grocer, or a general, or a politician, you will invariably become it; that is your punishment. If you never know what you want to be, if each day you are unsure of who you are and what you know you will never become anything, and that is your reward.

That awkward moment when you realize you’re walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something.

Picture this: You find a time machine in your backyard. It only has enough power for one round trip. What era or date do you visit and why?⏳🚀 #TimeTravel #WhereWouldYouGo"

Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10.

The wealthiest place on the planet is the graveyard. Because in the graveyard we will find inventions that we never ever were exposed to. Ideas, dreams, that never became reality. Hopes and aspirations that were never acted upon.

The record companies have done a good job of fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal.

The 200m Butterfly at the Olympics is not as terrifying as it sounds!

ATTENTION: upon further consideration I am once again pushing back the debut of my summer beach bod. Thank you for your patience.

Remember, you don't have to be a waiter in order to go in a restaurant and wander from table to table asking people, "How's everything tasting"

People either survive in the jungle or exist in the zoo.

After spotting a falling star we make a wish. We don't judge him for falling. Instead we hope for a miracle.Try doing that for a human once.

There’s a special kind of peace that comes with snowfall, as the world slows down and everything is wrapped in a cosy, white hush.

Seeing Coldplay live should be on everyone’s bucket list.

Seeing Coldplay live should be on everyone’s bucket list.

As you get older your Christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can't be bought. Merry Christmas everyone.

A broom is just an acoustic vacuum.

How many people reverse into parking spots? What’s the benefit of it?

Jumping on this trend #ai #ActionFigure #trending

The SpringBoks should bring back Matt Damon. I saw that movie. They were really good when they had Matt Damon. #Springboks #mattdamon #RugbyChampionship

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