Jokes on yall Trump actually wants a weaker dollar (we are so unbelievably fucked)

The Oval Office should be drab you freaks this is America

Andrew Cuomo thinks spending more time with your loved ones is “completely unhinged”

Shout out all the writers (and whoever at Google was responsible for the effect) who planned in advance for this

“why don’t we get to be post-neoliberal?”

There's a type of Certified Young Person™ who exists primarily to take money from wealthy donors and companies looking to speak to the kids without doing anything different. These folk are really the tip of the spear for the broader GenZ Skibidi Industrial Complex.

“Ahh of course that sounds like a good idea, but imagine that idea but also this really bad one. Not so good sounding now, huh?”

i take it back, i prefer them all on drugs

Can’t believe I didn’t read Player Piano until now

Well technically no

Dwayne is 53 years old and has been on steroids the majority of his adult life (and is likely still on some reduced stack). The reason he stopped is almost certainly due to significant health issues resulting from decades of use. Let the man chill

I actually find the premise that the asymmetrical development of spaceflight/physics without a corresponding rise in politics/environmental systems led everyone to just fuck off and abandon Earth to be the most realistic part of the movie.