at what point will they see rotation doesnt work. especially when you bring in players not fit to wear the shirt

will pay every Chelsea fan a fiver if Garnacho tracks his runner at least once this half, useless lesbian mum looking vampire twat

If I was Cole Palmer and saw that Garnacho, Liam Delap and Jamie Gittens were my options tonight, I would have grabbed my groin and gone down in the warm up….

calling my next Child Joao Enzo

Adama Traore cant play football so resorted to Wrestling, and realised we are not the ones.

We have fans that somehow don’t rate Enzo Fernandez

Last week the media were dissing Madueke for no premier league assist this season, A good game against Leeds now they running a Madueke to lead England to glory in the summer!

How did Traore also not get sent off! He launched Cucurella back to La Masia, Then hulked up and tried to send Joao Pedro back to the Favelas!

Hato wasn’t bad yesterday he was just left hung out to dry by Badiashile and Garnacho!

Just played Sunday league, lost to bottom of the league who haven’t won all season! Ruined my weekend

Tammy Abraham scoring for Villa, Cue the predictable Chelsea fans saying we should’ve signed him

Chelsea have rinsed that club Brief so many times the blue has faded to grey!

I’ve seen Lenny Yoro hyped and not be that great, And Todibo, Badiashile and Disasi, So really not fussed Jacquet isn’t coming

Chelsea won’t Sell Acheampong Loan Acheampong Play Acheampong What are we exactly doing with the lad?

How are we getting yellows and Arsenal zero?

Of all the people to score, and how he scored….

Fofana catching pellets for being upset we lost! Fans cry on this app every damn week, But Fofana shows passion and is getting slammed! We are so weird man

Man united let us have Garnacho and got Mbeumo and Cunha, As upgrades go, We bought a Vauxhall nova whilst a Lambo and Ferrari were available

Romero is such a weirdo

It’s a special talent to be as bad at betting as I am! This lunch time across different sites there’s been 5 price boosts, and I put my money on the only one that hasn’t come in! I do it every time without fail! Talented!!!