I’m 54 years old and if I pass one of these displays there is at least a 54% chance I’m pulling a ball out and dribbling it right there in the store.

Remembering USMC veteran, author, journalist, radio personality, and sportscaster Keith Jackson, who was born #OTD (October 18th) in 1928.

I for one am shocked that NBA employees are gambling. How did they get sucked into that kind of activity? I really hope they address this on the FanDuel Pregame show sponsored by bet365, right before the big game at DraftKings arena

John Hadl enjoyed a banner day in 1975 when he passed for 275 yards and two touchdowns against the Giants and performed a poignant a cappella version of Scarborough Fair in the huddle that brought two offensive linemen to tears.

I saw a poll today that said only 56% of Americans would be in favor of the Monday after the Super Bowl being a federal holiday. Do the other 44% have shit for brains? I’ll take a day off for any reason. Gary Busey Appreciation Day? I’m in. This is not a difficult question.

Annual reminder that Christmas season doesn’t start until after Thanksgiving is over If you start celebrating early that means you’re an ungrateful person who prizes getting presents over being thankful for what you already have. Be better

ESPN+ right now!

Using my $2000 stimulus check for the down payment on a 50 year mortgage Stay mad, haters

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Kaleb DeBozo

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Lots of accounts whose grandfathers froze to death in the Ardennes are shockingly not American

Gene Steratore sitting at home in his underwear not watching any of the games and just saying he agrees with the call.

There is zero chance of this man ever embarrassing you with a scandal unless that scandal involves too many Oklahoma drills

⬛️⬛️⬛️ Never ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️gonna⬛️⬛️⬛️give⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️you⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️up⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ never⬛️⬛️gonna⬛️⬛️⬛️let⬛️⬛️you⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️down⬛️⬛️never⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️gonna⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️run⬛️⬛️⬛️around⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️and⬛️⬛️desert⬛️⬛️⬛️you.

I am a youth football coaching legend, and I will continue to forcibly administer sensible injections to my youth football players as it see fit And there’s nothing the government or their parents can do to change that It’s called a winning mindset

Thirty years ago this beat down would have happened a week ago and Indiana would have been declared National Champions without wasting all of our time.

Marlon M. Farid Three Year Letterman John Nabors Free speech means freedom from government interference censorship or reprisal Free speech doesn’t mean freedom from getting that ass beat for saying fucked up shit in public