fewer spots here than you might think

lmao, wtf is this song? Cardiel does NOT listen to that shit

Ironically, the more that Vans foregrounds the founder's son Steve Van Doren in their marketing, the more I remember they're a subsidiary of the VF Corporation, a Fortune 500 company.

joining Shorty’s Skateboards?

Mr. Dave (kickflipped El Toro) Bachinsky appears to be using this site to work out some sort of mystical mini-ramp mathematics... I wish him luck.

There are worms living within Tim Pool’s beanie that manipulate him by the creases in his scalp—a kind of evil Ratatouille thing going on there

SLS has rendered its participants as cartoons, facial features all the same, only distinguishable by the accoutrements of their lifestyle branding. They see the human skater as nothing more than an interchangeable mannequin.

If you are not one of the 90 names listed on Wikipedia's "List of professional skateboarders," are you even pro? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_p…

Tyshawn v. Supreme lawsuit seems engineered to elicit the most deranged discourse possible. Too rich for me, I think I'll pass for now.

Skateboarding is easy if you're fine with being bad at it.

I love watching Frankie Spears footage. He's like if that one kid who freaked out and shoved the remote up his butt because his mom cancelled his WoW account could nollie tre.

vegan skaters when you tell them the glue that binds their plies together is made of horse hooves: 😳😡🤢😭☠️

"Don't be mad at me, be mad at the market forces negotiating your paltry place in capitalist society."

This would be such a good skate name... imagine it: "Buck Foston backlips Bay Blocks," "Buck Foston front heels the Flushing grate," beautiful sounding.

Just checked my DM requests and found hundreds of sincere responses to this. If you sent one of them, uh, yeah, project's still ongoing, sorry for the wait.

Skateboarding is a sport, and skateboarders are the losers.

"that's good bait, I'll tell ya wut"

“Kickflip on the Pickle Rick grip.”

Am I nuts or does the prayer hand emoji (🙏) look mad skateable?

Whole world’s turned into the Skate Industry smh