あげません！ I'm not giving you these.

#metaphor

this is for the OG monsters

i do not “flirt”, i do not “seduce”, and i most definitely do not “make a move” i yearn and ache quietly and if that doesn’t work i kill myself

Cuddles and back shots here?

Haircut was canceled cus snow storm so stuck with fluff for another week

Bayonetta too tall for the escalator

Using a mocap suit to kick yourself in the balls with a robot is a great metaphor to close out 2025.

I’m not really interested in top/bottom discourse. If tentacles showed up right in front of them, they’d all be bottoms anyway.

not to flirt or anything but i would stay up past my bedtime to talk to you

What kinda moron would get three leches when you can have one extra leche for the same price?

so you’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma

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Robots that wear just one article of clothing are so hot. It makes staring at their pretty metal and servos and pistons that much more enticing,,,

I hit translate and found gold

Here we go again