When the tracked changes come back and all of your good lines are removed.

Ukrainian flattery game is 💯 #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTRgp6Mgu/

So, the smoking man lives on! #BillsVsBengals

A 2,400-year-old merchant ship was found on the bottom of the Black Sea

This 👇

😳 Teens in the house are listening to #Sade, un-ironically. Not sure if we should feel proud, or afraid?

We need a specific word for the unique #stress felt when someone steals your stress ball… 😡

Drought may have doomed this ancient empire — a warning for today’s climate crisis washingtonpost.com/climate-enviro…

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape 🎶

Living the wild life, on hold with PC support this crazy Saturday night 🙄

THIS: "When we are shocked out of the everyday but have no history, we grope for reference points, and become vulnerable to people who give us easy answers." 👏👏👏washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/…

Tonight’s Uber driver is listening to NPR — that definitely merits a better tip!

NEW RULE! Thou shalt not put a meeting on my calendar same-day unless it is an emergency... that I would *agree* is an emergency... and it darn well better not be a video call... or in the *only* 30-minute opening visible on my calendar. 😡

A friendly Saturday reminder, as my forehead meets keyboard for the umpteenth time. #apstyle #comprise

Good grief, #Massachusetts ! Can we be done with the deluge of #sportsbetting ads already? 🙄

I’m more interested in who would be the spoiler — that player who knows they’re going to lose, so breaks treaties, makes counter-productive decisions, and generally screws around so the game takes twice as long to finish… #ClassicsTwitter #Risk

Equinox: the perfect time to replace batteries in your smoke alarms, change HVAC filters, and update your #zombie plans for a "Last of Us" scenario! #fungus #LastOfUsHBO washingtonpost.com/health/2023/03…

Dear New Hampshire: What. the. Efffffff? “New Hampshire doesn’t have a legal limit for alcohol consumption while in your own home watching a baseball game.” nhjournal.com/north-hampton-…

Thrilled to be back in @wapodavenport 's beat (haven't had the pleasure since way back in 2014, I think -- hi, Chris!) and to share this news. (Gotta tease you for the typo in BWX Technologies' name, tho 😉) washingtonpost.com/technology/202…