Me: “Hey, I see you buy chemicals using your p-card. I can’t track them when you do that so we are going to start blocking it.” Literally every PI: “What chemicals did I buy on my p-card?!” Me: “I have no idea. That’s the problem.”

When you ask Addison Desnoyer for help wordsmithing 😒

Six hour zoom workshop. Pray for me 🙏

A tandem #ChemistsWhoCook effort with Addison Desnoyer this evening. Braised beef short rib ragu with home made pappardelle and roasted garlic butter toast 🤤

Seems like a good time to share that I have taken a new role as UCSF’s first Chemical Program Manager! I’m overhauling our business processes to implement a comprehensive program that promotes safe and sustainable chemical management - starting with procurement 📦🧪

Not to be dramatic, but if Peloton doesn’t deliver a #TaylorsVersion ride ASAP I’m going to throw my bike in the trash 🚮

AND realizing AND taking the the solvent is wet NMR anyway

#safetytiptuesday check yo eyewash vm.tiktok.com/ZMeVfxUVH/

Happy 4 year defenceiversary to the one and only Dr. ⁦Addison Desnoyer⁩! Currently looking to be promoted to Prof. Desnoyer if any of y’all are interested in having the reactivity harnessed near you 😉 #shamelessplug

Me: Hey! Would you be part of my committee? It’s only one meeting I promise! Every PI:

You shouldn’t have to pay facilities to fix the broken things in your lab that are a direct result of the university being cheap and not maintaining its buildings

If you don’t sob on the bike are you even riding with Robin Arzón? I needed that family reunion. Thank you 🙏

“To retain its original purity this Ether is packaged in a thoroughly cleaned and chemically sterilized container rendered “catalytically inert” thus preventing the formation of oxidation products.” 🥴

Dearest Cal Band, will y’all be returning to play holiday tunes at the Peet’s on Vine this year? I miss ya’s.

Thirteen years ago today, Sheharbano (Sheri) Sangji died of her injuries sustained while running a reaction with tert-butyl lithium in the laboratory of Professor Patrick Harran at UCLA. RIP. #SheriSangji

Took a break from Twitter to grow a human! Biology is crazy.