I have greater hope for 2025 knowing that parody of this quality exists -- and that Enron can still be this well trolled more than two decades on. This entire account is worth your time.

This. Keep showing these trash roughing the passer calls over and over. Texans have to do their part to come out with a win (like make extra points), but this is a David v Goliath game and the refs are taking a tire iron to David’s shins. #nfl #TexansvsChiefs

taking a second to compliment Aikman and Buck for not being afraid to criticize horrible refs making horrible calls on national tv normalize this and we might fix it

Live look into #USAvsCAN

Amid all the $BP headlines, a subtle point speaks vols: it not only plans to produce ~1mn boe/d more in 2030 than its original transition plan, it has a new target for 100% reserve replacement by 2027. The U-turn is not just short-term growth. It’s restocking for post-2030.

The big $BP earnings miss (and higher-than-expected debt, etc - ouch) has been thoroughly covered, so just a secondary anecdote -- all low-carbon energy metrics have been scrapped from the major's quarterly reporting. Nothing to see here means nothing to see here.

The US-China 90-day tariff deal will see most Chinese tariffs on US goods fall to 10%, but oil, LNG are exceptions. Crude = 20% LNG = 25% Ethane, LPG = 11%. Crude, LNG likely remain out of the money. Ethane/LPG harder to replace, flows should continue. energyintel.com/00000196-c919-…

Very nuanced comments by ConocoPhillips CEO today about the probable trajectory of US shale oil: If WTI stays in the $50s, it declines "slowly" If it stays in the $60s, it plateaus If it rises to high $60s and into $70s, it grows again #OOTT