St. Stăniloae on the Fall of Man in volume two of his Dogmatic Theology series. Notice anything missing? No notions whatsoever of Augustinian Original Sin.
In fact, Orthodox Patristic theology, which never accepted Augustine’s Platonic notion of guilt, is so much deeper.
If you’re FAT, go to the gym.
If you’re broke, learn to code.
If you’re lost, search inwards.
The tools for a better life have always been with you, but in the form of choices.
There's an idea you find on the Right that goes "I don't think this is important, so let the Left win! Why are you upset? Just let your enemies win! Fighting makes you look dumb! Just lose! Lose forever, about everything! God!"
If they wanted to make the Cracker Barrel more inclusive, they should have created a new sister chain:
The Nigger Bucket.
This way, there's something for everyone.
Equality. Feels nice.