Ek maths coaching institute khol ke uska naam BODMAS company rakhungi

Ye pakad apne paid tweet ka paisa aur dubara aisi bakchodi mat karna.

dhoom matcha le, dhoom matcha le !!

Ye movie seat pe marne ka naatak Lyra ke ad se zyaada entertaining toh hai

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well, I asked Ghalib and he said manzil milegii bhatak kar hi sahi, gumrah toh vo hain jo ghar se kabhi nikle hi nahi

"I asked ChatGPT", "I asked Grok", well I asked her and she said "iss baat ko agar tum zara aur saja ke kehte, zara ghuma fira ke kehte toh achha hota"

Yashasvi Jaiswal dropping the idea of going on that date

Teacher : NaMo is a short form of Narendra Modi and RaGa for Rahul Gandhi. Kid named Nitin Gadkari :

This is a rebirth of stories they tried to erase. Their silenced screams now echo like thunder. #HariHaraVeeraMallu

New Gynaecology clinic tagline

GOATED Feed 🐐💀

Me leaving the Youtube recipe after i heard "Airfryer, Microwave, Extra virgin Olive oil"

Jealous of lockdown cricket fans who only watch IPL for internet engagement. They dont have to undergo this trauma of England tests.

Rock ❌ Paper ✅

Bro doesn't have balls, bro is balls

Khan Market and Lodhi Garden date is undefeated in Delhi

My father joined instagram and the only 4 people he follows are his two kids, Modi ji and Yogi ji. Celebrity behaviour 😭

Please feed milk to animals today for God's snake.

He cooked 👍🏻

ek bangle mein chand hoga ek bangle mein rotiyaan