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no one: wii fit in 2008: You are OBESE!

the 1B$ Donated to the Notre Dame Cathedral would have been more than enough to rebuild the SafeWay on 35th and Northern. really shows you how messed up rich peoples priorities are.

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance. The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK. Let’s freakin’ do this!

Nailed it #BottleCapChallenge

spoiler alert: I’m awkward

(my youngest cousin wearing a dunder mifflin shirt, not looking up from his phone as he speaks) not all water tastes the same, i definitely have a preference (my Vietnam vet grandpa who has 26 total grandkids) i dont think i have time to be interested in this one

Today my carelessness made someone late for work. He could lose his job, his home. Sir, if you're reading this, I can't replace the extra .74 seconds you sat at that green light, but your honk--still echoing in my soul--serves as a harsh reminder that my actions have consequences

girls who use a passport as their main form of ID are sexy