I'm bored. Any jobs going?

Hi Boris Johnson. Looks like you have a few openings. I'm a good liar and managed to keep Manchester United afloat whilst it was sinking.

"Yeah Boris has done a terrible job but you have to ask yourself. Where was Paul Pogba in all of this? Time after time he's let the Prime Minister down with his lazy, lacklustre attitude"

Hi UK Prime Minister. Heard you need a new leader...

When you sign Erling Haaland off Wish.

We’re proud to present your 2022 Champions! England’s Lionesses — they brought it home! 🦁🏆 #SupportHer #Eng #Lionesses

FOOTBALL HAS COME HOME! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆

Need a job now. Getting bored of gardening although my cabbage patch does look immense

Pleased to be setting records already at Manchester United. That's Brightons first ever win at Old Trafford. I'm elite.

Have I missed anything? Been gardening

Hey AFC Ajax Can we talk? I fear I've made a big mistake

Flip your phone upside down and we are actually top of the league so it actually depends on which way you look at things

Carry on losing like this and I'll be renamed Erik ten games.

Most enjoyable Match Of The Day tonight

Suddenly me getting Manchester United a 2nd place finish seems miraculous doesn't it?

Hey Chelsea FC I'm free. You're free. Let's hook up

never followed a tipster before but andy is the boy 🎩 Andy’s Football Tips cheers lad👍🏼

LOL.

Austrian Ultras Come Out In Full Force For Under-7s Football Match 😳 🎥 ARK Media

MY DESTRUCTION OF MANCHESTER UNITED IS COMPLETE