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@cluedont

My dyslexia has reached a new owl.

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calendar_today23-06-2010 11:30:31

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I was going to look at some pictures of Jeff Bezos' wedding but decided to remove my own cornea with a hot spoon instead.

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Just watched a video of David Beckham tend his vegetable patch and subsequently discovered the exact point where scrolling becomes doom scrolling.

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Why does my girlfriend always wait until I'm at the opposite end of the house before asking me to 'Merm frner mernferr brnerfer!'?