Local LA 6 Miranda Mounts (wheretoeatCLT) is announcing that she'll be in attendance at the first Charlotte FC match tomorrow, excitedly bragging "I'll be the darkest soccer fan in Charlotte."

Charlotte has unveiled its potential new names for Stonewall Street.

BREAKING: Generic Northern transplants rejoice at the news of WaWa's expansion to NC. "It's amazing," says Phoenixville, PA-born, Plaza-Shamrock bond trader Ryan Taylor, "Charlotte's forever advancing culinary scene will not just have one gas station with ok food, but two!"

Untapped Beer Festival is back, but it won’t collapse into a disaster like last time. Source: the press release the festival sent us which we are now republishing.

Breaking! Scandal rocks Charlotte City Council. Today we learned that local government is embroiled in an HR scandal, ten council members were caught chatting on a group chat called "No Dimple Allowed."

Mason Plumlee… the last great white hope for Charlotte sports fans.

We’d like to take this moment to thank Elon Musk for letting us back on Twitter to report REAL news in Charlotte. Coming soon: our exposé on which city council members have an OnlyFans.

ALL CLEAR: Officers have clarified that there is no serial killer in Charlotte, just a slightly awkward guy who wants to watch some movies and take some pictures.

Disgusting. Kanye West tells Alex Jones that he “sees good things about Matt Rhule.”

WARNING GRAPHIC VIDEO: We have obtained disturbing footage of Sir Purr unaliving himself following yesterday’s loss to the Buccaneers.

In honor of the passing of Jerry Richardson, the Panthers have declared tomorrow Jeans Friday.

Ahead of a new jersey design, the Panthers unveil their new mascot. Sir Poontang!